Serious

As part of Stories and other things I am ashamed of.

    3/3/2010

This is only two sea turtles. Imagine a bunch!

Okay guys this is serious!

First of all, as far as you are all concerned this little debriefing never happened. I never talked to you, and you all never talked to me. If anyone asks, you were hanging out with Lance.

     Now to more important matters. You all know about my incident with the elbow and the floor-some of you may have even witnessed it perhaps, but needless to say my elbow hit the fan that day and now a bunch of sea turtles will not let me forget it.

     Now you may ask: "What do a bunch of sea turtles have to do with any of this?" but the question isn't a matter of "what," but of "who" as you will soon learn. A bunch of sea turtles is not, in fact, an actual bunch of sea turtles, but an online screen name.

     In the few couple months that my arm has been dwindling, my counter strike skills have lost its ranking dramatically. Now I need your best ideas gentlemen, and I need them now!